Chapter 2: The Kindergartners Attack!
While King Bob and Ashley A. were making their escape, the
Kindergartners began to come up with ideas of their own. Captain Sticky
(the one who wears the paper crown) called a short meeting.
"King of Big Kid Land has left! Now is time for attack on big kids! Kindergartners take over the school at once!" he shouted.
"But first we must take care of teachers," Captain Sticky continued. "They all in teacher's lounge except the old one with scary face." (He was referring to Miss Finster there) "Tubby, Spencer, and Hector must go into building and lock teachers in lounge so they not come out." Tubby, Spencer and Hector saluted to Captain Sticky and went on their way.
"Now, how to get rid of the old, scary one."
"Like, Bob, are you sure about this?" Ashley A. asked a little nervously.
They were in the teacher's parking lot and Bob was trying to hot-wire
Principal Prickley's new red Mustang convertible.
"Of course, I'm sure. We'll just borrow it for a couple of hours and bring it back before Principal Prickley leaves to go home. He won't even know it's gone."
"But you're, like, only eleven years old! You can't drive!" Ashley protested.
"On the contrary," Bob said slyly pulling out a card from his pocket. "Hustler Kid was nice enough to give me a fake driver's license a few weeks ago." "That is SO wrong."
Finally, Bob got the car started. The purr of the engines gave him a feeling of power.
"Okay, here we go," he said putting the car in drive and flooring the gas. This is what happens when sixth-graders try to drive: The car instantly went zooming into the fence, throwing an unbuckled Ashley A. into the dashboard. When Bob put it into reverse, the car almost hit Miss Finster's pink vehicle. Finally, after several attempted and deadly tries, the car made it out of the parking lot with a few scratches and got onto the road, knocking down several mailboxes and trash cans out of people's yards. Alas, the reason you can't drive unsupervised until you're at least 16, not 11.
Tubby, Spencer, and Hector were busy in the hallway trying to lock the teachers in the lounge. They had swiped A.V. Kid's ring of keys after ambushing him and tying him up in a chair and were now standing on each other's shoulders trying to figure out which key locked the door. "Hurry up, Spencer!" Tubby panted, who happened to be on the bottom of the pile. "You guys getting too heavy!"
"I hurrying, Tubby!" Spencer argued. At last he stuck the right ke...More Cartoon Sex Stories...