Disclaimer: This is fuckin fanfiction. If I owned it, it would be FICTION, not FANfiction. Do you need a wheelchair? Huh? Do you say only TIMMEHH!!! all the live long day and have an equally retarded turkey for a pet? Hm? You must if you think I need a disclaimer.
The next day, everything was back to normal. Kenny was alive and well again, as though nothing had ever happened. Thats the way it always had been, always was, and probably always would be. Kennys dying had come to be a normal part of life. Like homework, it sucked to begin with, but eventually they got over it and moved on, only to have the same thing happen again.
Today, they stood at the bus stop, waiting for it to arrive.
Eric Cartman ran to catch up. Gehs! Hey, you gehs!
What, fat ass? asked Kyle.
I have got some great news, the boy answered eagerly.
Youre moving someplace far away? asked Stan hopefully.
Youre dying of some unknown disease?
Youre getting a new brain that actually works?
Shut up, Kenny. Cartman frowned, crossing his arms. Hmph. I just HAPPENED to have an idea to make ten MILLION dollars.
Not this bullshit again
Stan sighed. Were not making another boy band, Cartman.
Last time I got squished!!
Psht! Boy bands are soooo last week, said Cartman.
Then what is it? asked Kyle.
That day at recess, Cartman lined the other three up to tell him his genius plan.
So what IS it?
The fat boy grinned. Turkey fights.
Turkey fights? asked Stan.
Come ON, you gehs! We could make ten million dollars!
Kyle made a face. Yeah, but thats just it. We COULD. We might not.
But, buut! He grabbed Kenny by the shoulders. What about Kenny?
What ABOUT Kenny?
His family is POOR! Hes probably never gonna see that much money!
Kenny glared at him. Oh, I am getting SO tired of this shit.
Catman turned to their mentally handicapped classmate, Timmy. Were gonna need Gobbles.
Stan sighed. Dude, dont take his gobbles away.
And why the hell not?!
Because its his and thisll never work!
Cartman frowned. Fine! Dont help me! Screw you guys, Im going home! He started walking away.
You dumbass! Kyle shouted after him. You cant go home! We have school!
Kenny amazingly went through the day without dying. It must have been one of THOSE episodes
His parents were fighting, drunk, again when he got home. Kenny sighed. He went to his room, did his homework, and went to bed. He slowly drifted off to sleep
It didnt happen today.
We must be losing our abilities
Who the hell are you?
Ah, he hears us
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