The cold, dark, unforgiving courtroom was supposedly where a few hardened criminals had had justice served to thembut Carley Weir wasnt a criminal. She couldnt even imagine why she was there!
She sat at the defendants table, with her hands pressed into her knees, keeping her arms stiff. She was scared out of her mind, wondering what she had done to bring her to this point. Carley glanced over at the jury and saw many characters from Animaniacs, and some from her own mind, that she recognizedSlappy, Skippy, the mime, Hello Nurse, Remi, Butter, and evenWakkoRyan and Marie! What were they doing here?
Guys! she shouted, rising up to go to them. Before she got very far, Ralph was blocking her way.
Dahhyou needs to stays here, he said, pushing her back down into the seat. Carley yelped a little as she hit her back on the edge of the seat and fell off of the chair while knocking it over. She sucked a breath in between her teeth and rubbed her lower back, where she had hit the chair. Ow, she whimpered.
This minor scene caught WakkoRyans eye and he rose to go to her, but Ralph blocked his way as well. You needs to stays here too, WakkoRyan, he said. Carleys eyes caught WakkoRyans, and he opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off by the doors of the courtroom swinging open. Dr. Scratchansniff strode down to the accusers table, not even looking at Carley.
All of a sudden, a light appeared over the judges platform, revealing the judge to be the corpulent man from La La Law. Carley whirled around to face him, her hands shaking.
Carley Weir, he boomed. You are being sued
On what grounds?! Carley challenged.
The judge glowered at her. Sucky writing. Cue DUN DUN DUNNN music here.
What? Why?this is impossible, Carley laughed nervously. Who would be suing me for sucky writing?
My clients, Dr. Scratchansniff said, glaring at her as well. Three ice-cold gazes followed him and Carley gasped.
YYakko! Wakko! Dot? Why?
Were tired of being written out-of-character, Dot said in a steely voice. We want it to end.
But youd need to sue about 5 other writers as well, Carley protested shakily. I can give you names
Shut up! the judge roared. Its not your turn to speak!
But when will it be?
Carley spat. And dont