Goku and Trunks started to get bulges in their pants.
"Hey, Trunks, you know what your mother'd say if she ever found out you were watching these?"
Trunks replied, "You know what Chi-Chi'd say if she found you were watching a lurid, animated video?"
Goku nodded, "Guess we're even."
Goku whispered to Trunks, "Quick, turn it off! Pan's coming!"
"Whatcha watchin'?" Pan asked as she came up.
"Uh ... nothin'!" Trunks ventured.
"Right! Sure! We weren't watching any anime, or nothin' like that!" Goku added in. Then he whispered in Trunks' ear, "Maybe next time we should spring for the magazines."
Goku developed a huge sweat drop when Trunks replied, "They're under my bed."
Later that night....
Trunks leaned over. "Why do I have these feelings, now?!"
Trunks was alone in his room. He sat on his bed, wearing his traditional uniform (black shirt, khaki pants, blue bandana), sans-trenchcoat. It was late at night, and his male urges started to kick in.
"I know!" He thought. It was risky, and it was sickening, in a way, but what better way to exxagerate his need. Besides, there weren't any other women within 5,000,000 miles, and he SURE AS HELL wasn't going to turn gay.
Trunks snuck out of bed. He peered into Goku's room -- sound asleep, and sueeounded by food scraps. That meant that Goku'd been on another f...