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...think mom is hiding something?STANOh,
what was that last thing you asked?STANUh,
nothing! Forget it. Bye!Stan
leaves Steve's room in a rush of discomfort over the situation, but
quickly regains his composure. He heads down the hallway to search
Hayley will surely have proof of terrorism in her things. Francine
did a splendid job trainer her to believe in herself. Perhaps Steve
was able to resist the brainwashing techniques. But of course that
would mean that Steve is smart. And Steve being smart (beat)
AAAAAGHH! No! Brain...can't... handle... that idea!
pulls out the porn mag from earlier and calms down.STANAhhhhhhhh.Stan
folds up the magazine and continues down the hallway to Hayley's
room. And continues. And continues.STANDamn
this is a cartoonishly long hallway! Ah finally, Hayley's room!Stan
enters Hayley's room and begins to look around. He arrives at the bed
and pulls the covers off.STANAHA!
Red sheets! The color of Communism! Although it's also the color of
Republicanism. So that means that Communists and Republicans
are one in the sa... AAAAAAAAGH! Need...to...relax...again!Stan
pulls the porn mag out again and is able to calm down.STANAAAAAAAAAAH!