...o I smell a
shouted Boomhauer, pointing to smoke rising from Dales body.
Get-some-dang-ol-water-man!Aha! Dale said
triumphantly. I have short circuited the system. He shrieked
like a little girl, then regained his senses (well the ones he
had, anyway). Ive done it.Dale you idiot!
scolded Hank. Bobby spends his time playing those GameBoy things
and he still has more sense of the real world then you do.Hank, Im
recording these conversations. Are you sure you want those
words heard? Dale pulled a tape recorder out of his pocket. Hank
promptly smashed it. NOO! Youve destroyed my
evidence!You should be
thankful, Hank told him. I destroyed key evidence of you being
a jackass.I see Hank the
exterminator murmured. I get it. After so many years of knowing
you, I finally figured you out.Good, said Hank.
Now lets stop all this nonsense about the government.Ive figured out
Dale paused. THAT YOURE ONE OF THEM!Hank resisted his urge
to kick Dales ass. He picked a beer from the cooler and opened
the can.So he started,
avoiding his raving (not to mention frying) friend. Did you see
the football game last night?Hank moaned
Bill, who was crying.Bill, get over your
divorce, Hank said.No its not
that The smoke is burning my eyes!Dale! snapped
Hank. For Gods sake, give up!NO! Dale refused.
The smoke cloud was increasing greatl...