had just put the glass to his mouth when Mayhem cried, "Stop it!
You don't have to drink that nasty stuff!" Before he could say
anything, she had tackled him in a hug. "I can't believe you
were gonna drink the fat. For me."Brian
grinned. "Anything for you, babe."((Insert
live studio audience going, "Awww."))Already
bored, Chaos got on the computer chair. "One last fan letter.
HEY MEG!" Chaos yelled suddenly, making everyone jump. "FAN
MAIL FOR YOU!"Within
moments, Meg had run over to the computer. "Really? For me?"She
took one glance at the screen and ran off crying.Dear
You fat, ugly, . "That
gives a new definition to 'read it and weep,'" said Brian.
decided to reply to the person herself.Blue
who the hell do you think you are? I mean, seriously? Insulting Meg
is like wearing a fur coat. People who aren't complete assholes just
try not do it. Particularly if you're not a member of her family, in
which case making fun of her would be okay.You
know what you can do? You go shove yourself up your own ass. I don't
care if it's anatomically impossible--do it anyway!Hoping
to attend your funeral sometime soon,Chaos"Wow,"
said Brian. "You really must be good friends with Meg to defend
her like that.""Nah,"
said Chaos. "I was just really pissed off that no one wrote any
fan mail to me."A/N:
Just a disclaimer: I dont share Stewie or Chaoss opinions. ...