...ed his hands together.
"So Ranma, who are you going to marry?" Genma asked.
"There's my eldest Kasumi, nineteen. My second daughter Nabiki, seventeen and my youngest daughter, Akane, sixteen." Soun said, pointing to each one of them.
"I think Akane should marry him. It would be the best for her." Nabiki said, putting an arm around her sister.
"Of course, Akane, you hate men and so this is the best choice for you besides being a lesbian!" Kasumi said innocently.
"What! Why me!? I can't marry this pervert!" Akane cried.
"Whaddya mean pervert? You walked in on me naked!" Ranma screamed.
"You saw me naked though!" Akane denied loudly.
"It doesn't matter, I've seen myself plenty of times." Ranma said, "And at least I have something to look at, ironing board chest! Now I'm going back to China to fix this damn curse."
"Ironing board...why you...I WILL KILL YOU!" Akane screamed, grabbing the kitchen table as Ranma turned to leave.
She brought it crashing down on his head and Ranma's lights went out as she hit the ground.
"Ohhh..." Ranma moaned, sitting up. Her head ached and she was lying on a bed roll in her room. Kasumi was kneeling next to him in a long pink dress and a white apron. Nabiki sat by her in short white shorts and a green t-shirt.
"How're you doing?" Kasumi asked.
"Head hurts, wish I...