...x, use these," said his dad."Why?"
asked the young Zack."So
you don't end up stuck having a lousy kid like you," said his
hate that bastard so much!" said Zack."Yeah,
safe sex is the key," said Peter, "So you can't have a kid
you don't want me to hurt you, don't finish that sentence," said
said Peter before Zack broke his beer bottle over his head, "OWWW!!!
OKAY I'LL STOP!!!""Okay,
Zack, I'm gonna give you some advice," said Quagmire, "Meg
will love you whether or not you're lousy in bed, so just TRY to do
your best. If you are bad, you'll get better later on.""Wow,
thanks Quagmire," said Zack as he was about to leave, "I...
still think you're a wierdo.""I
know Zack... I know," said Quagmire as he game him a thumbs up.
Zack then gave him a thumbs up back."Wow,
that was pretty corny," said Peter.Zack
then makes it home and bursts into Meg's room."Zack!
So... are you ready," asked Meg."Listen,
there's something I need to tell you," said Zack, "I'm... a
virgin. I never had sex.""So...
I'm going to be your first?" asked Meg."Yes,
so don't give me any flack if I'm bad at it, okay?" said Zack."Suddenly,
I'm having second thoughts about this," said Meg."Why?"