...ield, the worst place in the U.S.A. And here we see the house of Springfield's most well-known family, The Simpsons..."MARRRGE, the cat ate my tie
again!" Homer moaned, watching Snowball II playing with the
remains of his old tie.Marge's voice can be heard from up the
stairway. "Then go get a new tie!"Homer gasped. "But...but! What if
I can't find a tie?" He shouted back.Marge sighed. "Then go to work
without one. You usually manage to get to work without the need of a
tie.""But Marge, ties are important!"
Homer argued, when Santa's Little Helper ran by and caused Homer to
fall backwards.Homer growled, and as Santa's Little
Helper started to run towards him, he grabbed his dog by the neck and
started to choke him. "Why you little-!"Bart rode into the living room on his
skateboard and pushed Homer by the leg, causing his father to topple
down on the floor. Bart laughed and then he fell down the stairs of
the basement.Homer sighed. "Oh boy, what a day.
I need a Duff." He went to the refrigerator and opened it. He
screamed in horror after discovering that there was no beer. "AHHH!!!
NO DUFF!!!" He then checked the fridge, and gasped again in
horror. "AHHH!!!!" He then started to run around in
circles, screaming, "NO BEER!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!!!"Marge came down, dressed in her morning
robes, and slapped Homer. "Homie, get a hold of yourself! It's