...free. And I can deliver Milk again!" Cremia said.
"Ummm," Link started.
"Do you know of the Romani breed?" she continued.
"Well, I..." he was cut-off.
"The special Romani bred cows--" and continued.
[Romani breeds cows? But they're girls?! Oh, right; the ranch.]
"--are the source of Chateau Romani, the most desired of forbidden milk! It is mystical milk that fills you with Magic Power... If you seek the dreamy milk of Chateau Romani, please visit Latte, near Clock Town's East Gate." She paused, "How was my sales pitch? I wonder if I said it just like it's written in the brochure." She looked down back at Link, though she obviously wasn't looking for an answer.
"Forbidden ... milk ... ?"
"It's for adults only, come back when you grow up kid." She turned back around and continued milking the cow.
Link contemplated putting on his Goron mask, but decided not to. If he was going to make love, it was going to be for love, not size. Besides, he didn't know what Darmani (the Goron Mask's spirit) would think. So he played the song of double time to warp to nightfall. He walked into their house to see how things were going. Once again all Cremia would talk about was her sales pitch.
"That again, sister? I'm sick of hearing it!" Romani complained.
"I'm supposed to! It's work! Work!" she replied.
"Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself?" Link said sarcastica...