...e a bald Hitler on the stage in front of dozens
of Veterans, including his own father, Abe. When he starts to speak,
it is just incoherent mumbling due to the burnt tongue. But to the
vets, it sounds like German. He sticks up his middle finger, telling
them what happened earlier mind you, and sticks out his arm almost
making it look like he is heiling. Grandpa gets up and fires his gun
at Homer. He misses, but hits the car. The Simpsons run away from the
angry mob of old people.Back
at Burns' casino, a knock comes from the door. Smithers walks over
and answers it. There is a lady at the door. A prostitute, actually.
swallows uncomfortably and responds. "H--Hello.""I'm
I come in, Smithers?" She asks."Oh,
yes. Of course." She walks in and Smithers shuts the door. He
appears to be sweating."Where
ya from Smithers?""Oh,
here in Springfield.""Ah,
local boy makes good." She looks around. "So what can I
do--" She caresses his shoulder. "--for you?"Smithers
wipes the sweat off his forehead. He is very uncomfortable.
"Well...let's see. First, we both undress.""Good
and then we get into a hot tub--""Ooh...""Of
Pepto-Bismol." He finishes."Excuse
then I clip your toenails and you shave my b-buttocks." He
what?" She is very confused."Uh...
Naked, Pepto-Bismol hot tub, I clip toenails and you shave buttocks."
Smithers says again."You
certainly have an active ...