...h as I already have. But they are so powerful that they have influence over the president, and not only of this country.
-Mr. Smithers, said Homer, please tell us about the five grand.
-Well, since you are new, you can only go as high as 5 thousand dollars. However, later movies can bring up to 20 thousand.
-What will be expected of us?
-Three scenes, a normal first timer. I would like to see every family member at least once, including Maggie, but the most important is to see all the kids. An infant must be present in every scene. I want a clear shot of everything, so you’ll usually need a cameraman, although some have made wonders with a stable camera. As for the rest, you may have the type of sex you wish: vaginal, anal, oral, masturbation (even though that isn’t worth much), hetero, gay and lesbian.
Smithers fell silent and no one added anything. They were now all convinced that this would be a good thing, a great thing even. Everyone turned towards Marge.
-Well Mr. Smithers, she said, where do we sign?
Later that night, after their new boss left, Marge, Homer, Bart and Lisa sat at the table, their new video came in the centre and a notepad and pencil in front of Lisa.
-Ok, Marge said, if we are going to do this, we need a plan.
-But why honey? We never needed a plan before,
-This is a video that will be seen by, hopefully, tons of people. I want to get it right. What should we do...