Normally the thought of Ruto expecting him to marry her was 'icky' but with her clamped against his chest like this it seemed probable... Wait no no no. He kissed her on the lips which suprised even him and said "I'm sorry but we come from different worlds. We're probably not even compatable."
At first she was slightly upset that he kissed her and then dumped her, but then she realized [He really does care about me! He really wants to but he can't, I guess it is a bit too much to ask of him] "I know... but, please... for just right now, could we pretend?" As she brushed up closer still she felt his 'appreciation' for her bump into her thigh.
Link froze, he didn't know what to do, Malon hadn't felt his 'what-boys-always- have' and he didn't know what girls thought about it. Ruto looked at him and smiled. [I guess they like it] which made it stand taller.
"Here, let me adjust that for you." she said fliping his tunic up and slidding a hand down into his tights.
Tremendous amounts of blood shot out of his nose and pushed his head back from the force (if you've ever seen Plastic Little it looked like the one where Nicol sees her in the "bathroom" which is really a water-slide theme park [don't ask]).
[Wow, with a nose-bleed like tha...