...every time. It was enough to keep him distracted from his problems; like having to help Kotake and Koume, saving that one monkey (which he hadn't been able to accomplish yet), and most importantly not having sex. But one day (around 9:30pm) when he walked to the bank to deposit his money the clerk burst out in tears. "What's wrong?"
"How could I have forgotten this!?" *sob* "I only have 500 Rupees in my bank, but here you are and I owe you nearly 800? That's it! I'm bankrupt, there's no hope left. Please take the fiver and don't call the cops on me, it was an honest mistake." *sob*
Link had a very sad look on his face, he suddenly realized exactly what was happening; and he felt really bad about it. Here he was depleting the banker's money source through time-paradox-technicalities for his own greedy, yet pointless ambitions.
The banker looked up, "How about a trade for goods or services? I've got connections that could set you up."
"Set me up? Like a date?" Link asked.
"You into compensated dating? The secretary at the Mayor's office owes me a favor! Follow me, kid." Link had an uneasy feeling.
When they arrived the two talked for a while and then the secretary turned to Link, "Why I'd love to! He's sooo cute, too! And to think this is all I have to do to pay back--" she trailed off snickering and whispering with the banker. Link was confused, but the banker lef...