...osed to signify italics because Zelda is talking about herself in 3rd person, using an alias, so I had to signify it somehow.)
"So what's it like?"
"Well," she blushed, "It all started about a year ago when I decided to take a peek at your... um, goods--" Link looked puzzeled, "Oh yes, for six years you had been floating in an electric-ball-looking-thing. Gannon never did anything because he thought he had contained you. For years I just came and talked to you about my problems (you were such a good listener), but one day I used my power to take you out and kissed you. ..... And I couldn't stop. It was platonic at first, (well, maybe more) but I wasn't intending to do anything else. Finally I just couldn't help myself."
"So, my body just functioned normally?"
"No, it was tough getting you hard; you didn't cum for the longest time. Of coarse neither did I, the first few times I would just sit there with you inside me. I'd bob up and down sometimes, but just being with you sempt so wonderful. I can't remember when, but one day I was going rather hard and I felt strange so I went harder and finially came vigorously. I was so scared that day, I had to clean you off so no one would kno...